English Jokes

1. What word begins with "e", ends with "e", and has one
letter?

2. I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

3. Which month has 28 days?

4. What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has millions of
letters?

5. Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the
refrigerator?

6. What animal can jump higher than a house?

7. Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South
of France?

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Here are another ten:

1. What kind of flower do you have between your nose and your chin?

2. What do you call a bear without an ear?

3. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

4. What building has the most stories?

5. What mostly don't you hear in school?

6. What can you find in the middle of nowhere?

7. What is at the end of everything?

8. What are the strongest days of the week?

9. What spells 4 and has 3 letters?

10.In what school do you learn how to greet people?

1. How do really small people call each other?

2. How do you make 7 even?

3. How do you make "nor do we" into one word?

4. How many penguins does it take to fly an airplane?

5. Why did the red light turn red?

6. Why did the lady miss her husband?

7. Which one is faster, hot or cold?

8. What is the best material for kites?

9. What is the longest word in the world?

10.What kinds of keys can't open a door?

Where does June come before May?

Which can you keep after giving it to others?

Which can you keep after giving it to others?

Which can you keep after giving it to others?

What has teeth but can't bite?

Street without house, River without water , City without people. -->> What is it?

What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?

Which letter has lots of water?

What's a minimum?

Which 2 letters of alphabet have eyes?

What's got a wave but no sea?